HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are

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mikapus:

acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

  • yes
  • ye s
  • eyse
  • yES
  • ye

unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

  • yesh :3

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  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no
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